Saturday, September 12, 2009

Fish heads, fish heads, roly, poly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up. Yum!

Actual conversation between two males aged 30.

Guy 1: Who would you do if you could do any Disney character?

Guy 2: Mulan, definitely. She's hot and I like Asians. You?

Guy 1: Ariel from the little mermaid. I get ya on the Asian thing but I tend to go for the redheads.

Guy 2: Oh, yeah. I forgot about her, I'd do her too.

My internal thoughts: You guys do realise you're talking about a mermaid...meaning her lower half is a fish. She most likely has NO vagina...unless of course they're talking about her after she's turned into a human.... Wait a second, why am I even pondering this? We're talking about animated characters here.

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