Caution...this post contains profanity...more than my other ones

Guy getting off the bus: Thank you.

Me: Your welcome.

Guy: No! I said Fuck you! FUCK YOU!

Me: Well in that case, have a nice day.

Guy: Stop it! Stop being so fuckin' cheerful.

Me: I can't help it, it's in my nature.

Guy: Fuck you, you fuckin' fucker. Fuck! Why do I always get fuckin' stuck with these goddamn chipper fuckin' people? I hope your fuckin' bus crashes and you fuckin' die you stupid fuckin' fuck face!

Me: Bye!

And then I shut the doors and drove away before he could utter one more "FUCK".

I love my job so much! That's not sarcasm either. People often ask me how I can handle all the abuse that I get. Really, it's quite easy. I laugh at people in my head, pretend to be offended (so they'll feel satisfied in the insults they've given) and then go home and blog all about it!