Creepy

I pull up to a stop and an elderly gentleman gets on. He has white hair, is slightly stooped and carries a cane.

"Woah! I got the pretty driver. Look at you with your rosy cheeks and pigtails. You're adorable." He says.

He stands directly behind me, peering over my shoulder as I start to drive. I'm quite uncomfortable with people being that close to me since I have been assaulted three times while at work.

"Move behind the red line please" I state.

"Yeah, that's it. Order me around. Tell me what to do." He replies.

"Please, sir, I'm asking you nicely. Get behind the red line for your own safety." I say

"Yes, yes, yes" He replies in an orgasmic voice.

"I'm serious, get behind the red line RIGHT NOW!" I demand.

"Yes, yes, yes" He says in an orgasmic voice.

"MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS NOW!" I yell.

"Yes. I've been a naughty boy. You going to punish me?" He asks while leering at me.

I stop the bus and turn to face him. Big mistake. I notice right away he has an erection. Now this is starting to get really creepy. It's like he's role playing.

"LOOK! I'VE HAD IT. MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE BUS OR ELSE WE WON'T BE GOING ANYWHERE!" I scream at him.

Finally he moves to the back of the bus.

Sometimes, I hate being female.