Yes, I know the bus is late!

It happens. You need to understand that sometimes situations arise that are beyond my control. It may be that I've had four passengers in wheelchairs, or that my bus broke down and I had to wait for the mechanics to bring me a replacement, or that I've had to call 911 because someone has just been attacked and took refuge on the bus, or that I was stuck in rush hour traffic. I can't help these things. You must realize that standing in the doorway yelling at me doesn't help the situation; it actually makes it worse. You seem to believe that the louder you yell, the better it'll be. Are you under the impression that sound waves have the ability to reverse time?? I know, I'm not a scientist but I do know that this doesn't happen. I'm sorry this myth most likely was started because of other drivers. Let me also tell you this (don't tell anyone, it's a secret), sounding your horn while running a red light doesn't reverse time or even suspend it. So please stop your yelling and just be patient, you're only the 50th person to inform me that I'm running late. You don't think I'm aware of the fact; I'm the one that's driving the bus! Oh and when I explain that the reason we're late is that the bus broke down please don't respond with "the bus? Ha! more likely it was the driver that broke down." I don't know what you mean by this, but I'll assume it's an insult.