Smart ass.

These are some of the comments I've heard some of my colleagues (I may have also said one or two myself) say in response to stupid questions....


A passenger is standing in the doorway asking." Why is the bus late?" "Because people like you keep standing in the doorway asking why the bus is late"


While waiting at the bus stop in uniform.

"Do you work for the bus company?"

"No, I just dress like this to get a free ride"


"Excuse me, the number 999, how long is it?"
"40 feet. (same as this bus)"