I kissed a girl...no, a girl kissed me and I DIDN'T like it!

Tonight my poles split three times. Whenever I went through a switch one pole would go on one wire while the one went on the other wire. It looked like they were trying to do the splits! The third and final (thank God) time that this happened was downtown. I told everyone to stay on the bus while I put the poles up on the correct wire. Since it happened downtown at approximately one in the morning, there was a fair bit of traffic. I ended up just about getting hit by a taxi (again). When I got back on the bus one girl commented that she had been praying for my safety and she thanked me for risking my life to get the bus moving again. As we approach her stop she comes up to the front of the bus and says "I love you! You're the best driver ever!" and she kisses me on the cheek. Now this wasn't just a friendly peck on the cheek, it was an open mouth, going full at, kiss on the cheek. To say the least I was disturbed by her show of emotion. Rule number one: if you're drunk, don't kiss the bus driver. It's not cool by any standards. Good thing I carry hand sanitizer with me!