Monday, November 1, 2010
Gasoline is flammable? OMG!! I like totally didn't realize it was dangerous.
A woman boarded the bus at one of the less popular stops. As she got on, I noticed she was carrying several shopping bags and a jerry can. Walking down the aisle she spilled quite a bit of liquid from the jerry can onto the floor of the bus. "Ma'am is that gasoline?" I asked. "Yup, I ran out of gas" she replied. Don't they have gas gauges in cars now a days? "I'm sorry but you cannot transport gasoline on a bus" I informed her. "But I can't walk. It's too far" she said. By this time she was seated quite comfortably (as comfortably as one can get on a bus), batting her eyelashes and staring at me. I'm sorry but flirting only works with me if you're a male, hot, and not transporting a potential bomb! "I'm going to have ask you to get off the bus" I repeated. "But how am I going to get to my car?" she asked. Take a taxi, hitchhike, walk, I don't care, just get off my bus!!! Finally she realised that I wasn't going to bend the rules for her and she exited the coach. Meanwhile, I had to clean up the spilled gas and deal with the fumes. Thanks a lot blondie!!!
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