This crack whore gets on my bus and she's all pissy because she's lost her pipe. I kindly tell her to stop whining and to take a seat. A few stops later, I see the woman standing up at the back of the bus with her fists raised threatening to kill another one of my passengers. I not so kindly tell her to calm down or I'll kick her off. "Shut the fuck up cunt, you can't do anything to me!" she replies. "Sit down and be quiet NOW or I will call the police!" I retort.
She sits down grumbling. I notice she's still threatening people so at the next stop I say "Ma'am, this is your stop". "Oh, is it? Thanks, I didn't realize that" she replies in a cheerful voice. As she gets to the back of the bus she asks me "Which way do I need to go? Right or left?" "Ummm right" I reply. After she got off, a guy asks me if I knew where she was going. "Not a frickin' clue" I respond.
Then the whole bus started laughing hysterically.
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