This post is meant to be sarcastic and funny but it may come across as mean. Try reading it in Elmer Fudd's voice. That'll make it funny

I have a few bones to pick with a few people....

Stop saying happy new year when you get on or off the bus. It's almost February for goodness sake.

When you're waiting to make a right hand turn onto a street, don't stick your nose out when a bus doing 50kms is less than ten metres away. You will lose your bumper.

Don't arrest someone in a bus stop where there's a passenger waiting in a wheelchair.

Don't stand in the doorway serenading me with Elvis songs when there are people waiting to get on the bus...also don't start talking about your life story or personal problems you may have. Go to a bar and rant to the bartender....WE DON'T CARE!

When you see a driver putting the poles back up after they came down, don't swerve towards them in your car. It's not nice and it scares the shit out of us.

When you see a female driver with pigtails in her hair, don't say "Perfect, something to hold onto while you're giving me a blow job"....especially if you're old and creepy.

I have more, but I reckon this is enough ranting for one night.